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Housing Scheme Book Set For Shelves
Drumchapel Through The Decades – The Drum: The People’s Story A new book about a housing scheme in Glasgow is set to be published with critics already hailing it as a smash hit – even before its...
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Glasgow Man Buys Blue Mug
Reports were coming in on the wires last night that a middle-aged Glasgow man purchased a blue mug from a camping supplies store in the Drumchapel district of the city yesterday afternoon. One...
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“INTELLIGENT LOOKING” MAN EJECTED FROM JEREMY KYLE SHOW STUDIO AUDIENCE
A 32-year-old man from Drumchapel in Glasgow has claimed that he was asked to leave the studio audience at a recording of The Jeremy Kyle Show last week for looking too intelligent. Philip Carter, a...
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BRITISH WOMEN BRACE THEMSELVES FOR INEPT SEX DUE TO BBQ TESTOSTERONE SURGE
Women across the UK are steeling themselves for bouts of brief, and laughably inept sexual intercourse with their partners as British men experience a testosterone surge brought about by barbecuing...
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Drumchapel Man Forced to Go to Work in Underpants Following Wife’s Holiday...
A 35-year-old local man has told Dafty News that, for the last 3 weeks, he has had to wear a single pair of underpants to work, after his wife put his entire wardrobe into a suitcase in readiness for...
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Scots Brace Themselves for the End of the Summer Chill
Millions of people north of the border are grimly preparing to exchange their light thermals and 13 tog summer duvets for arctic-style clothing and heavy-duty bed linen as the summer chill is forecast...
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Drumchapel and Whitechapel to have a fight to establish which is the hardest...
by Danny SoZ The run-down inner city districts of Whitechapel in East London and Drumchapel in Glasgow are set to clash on wasteground in a battle to decide which of the two deprived areas is the...
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DVD of England V Scotland World Cup clash receives muted reaction north of...
by Danny SoZ The DVD released by the English FA of last night’s World Cup clash between, “The Auld Enemies’, England and Scotland, which focuses almost entirely on England’s last-gasp equaliser and the...
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